Grinners

Jay Leno got off some good zingers recently.

"In the latest issue of GQ, Gentleman's Quarterly, John Kerry talks about what a man should look for in a woman. GQ? If John Kerry's going to talk about what he likes in a woman, shouldn't it be in Fortune or Money magazine, one of those?"

"Al Gore caught driving 75 miles an hour on a highway up in Oregon. Cited for speeding. Poor Al Gore. You know, he'll do anything to get his name on a ticket now."