He's. . . orange.

What if they mated?

Can you believe what John Kerry did? Aside from providing the late night guys with ammo ("Well, the terror level on John Kerry's face has now been raised to orange. First, he gets the botox. Now, he's got the rich tan. I think Kerry's confused. The Miss America pageant was last week."), he covered himself with a fake tan.

$200 haircuts. Botox injections. Now fake tanning. Yeah - jfk is really working hard to connect with the average voter.

The hardest part of tomorrow's debate for the President will be not bursting out with laughter every time he looks at Kerry.

And unless he covers himself in pancake makeup, or gets a skin peel from a dermatologist (leaving him with a rosy pink glow), this stuff's not going to wear off for a few weeks.

The host on the local Air America affilliate was ripping Kerry for his stupidity in putting this stuff on, and liberal callers were chastising her for her comments. I don't think they're prepared to admit their candidate is making one stupid mistake after another in his campaign. The host had no problem discussing her disgust with the latest Kerry blunder.

Almost makes you wonder if he's doing it on purpose. . .